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• Wade’s self talk is usually dripping with self-loathing. He genuinely hates himself.
  
• When the mask is gone, it’s like someone flipped a switch. He instantly goes from manic to depressive.
• Beauty and the Beast is Wade’s favorite movie. Mostly because he relates to the Beast.
• His favorite character in Game of Thrones is Sandor Clegane. Scar bros have to stick together. But it’s because he relates to The Hound.
• He collects figures. A lot of them are funko pops. He has The Hound from GoT, various dragons, Spiderman and Captain America stuff, Hello Kitty. The list goes on and on.
• 75% of his underwear are Spiderman related.
• He has a frilly apron that he wears when he cooks and yes, he likes feeling pretty.
• His biggest weakness is anything cute. Small animals. Cute stickers. Wade lives for Lisa Frank, basically.
• He also has a Hello Kitty cell phone. Each burner phone he gets is always Hello Kitty. It’s his thing.
• Sometimes he forgets things that are important. It’s because of the cancer settling in his brain. Who knows how many memories he’s actually lost?
• If Wade was a carebear, he’d be Funshine. He’ll argue until he’s blue in the face about it too.
• His favorite pajamas consist of his Spiderman pj pants and his Bea Arthur t-shirt.
• His favorite color is actually pink. Not black or red.
• He is a cuddle bug. He is that person that complains and latches on tighter first thing in the morning because he doesn’t want to stop cuddling. And he will continue to argue with you until you give in and cuddle him more. Or he will lay there and pout when you leave.
• Physical contact actually helps distract him from his pain. That's why he's basically desperate for physical touch.
• He will cringe if someone touches him without him being ready though. His mind instantly goes to how he's disgusting and he doesn't want anyone to see that.
• It also keeps the voices at bay. For a little while at least. (Peter’s presence makes them go away completely. He’s the only person that has had that effect.)
• Wade will be either spoon. He just likes spooning. And sporking. Of course. It’s his favorite.
• He is affectionate with basically anybody he can get his hands on. That’s one of many reasons why he irritates the people around him. High fives? Yes. Fist Bumps? Yesss. Back pats? Hell yeah. Hugs? Shit yeah! Leaping into the arms of another person? Yass, queen!!
  
• Wade is a completely selfless lover. He focuses entirely on his partner and making sure they are completely & utterly satisfied. Sadly a big part of it is because he is always desperately seeking approval. So if he goes above and beyond, he thinks that maybe someone might stay this time. Maximum effort.
• He also genuinely likes to give though. It makes him happy.
• He loves sex because it’s one of the few things he feels he excels at. He may look like rotten ground beef, but damn does he know how to use that mouth!
• Speaking of mouth, he is a master in the art of dirty talk. He’s filthy. It’s his favorite.
• Really, he’s a master at anything that involves his mouth.
• When it comes to dominance games in the bedroom, Wade doesn’t care either way. He just wants to get his lover off and get off as well. But mostly the first thing.
• He has a very small refractory period because of how good his healing is. So he can keep going and going and going…
  
• Wade is very gentle and reassuring to his partner. With lots of, "You're doing so good, honey," and "I wanna snuggle close, baby." 
• His favorite is feeling loved and cared for in the bedroom. That is the best way to amp a sexual experience to 11 for him.
• His constant feeling of insecurity is the reason he is always reassuring everyone else all the time.