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basic information
ALIAS Deadpool
NAME Wade Wilson
AGE 35
DOB November 9th

HEIGHT 6'2"
BUILD Muscular
HAIR Bald
EYES Brown

THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE
My impeccable taste in supersuit? Red's my color. Now if you're unlucky enough to see me without my mask, it'd be my striking resemblance to Freddy Krueger. If you want off this ride, please exit to your left and don't forget to turn your head the other way before projectile vomiting. Please and thank you.










E   N   T   P
personality
99% Insane
75% Fun-loving
50% Good/Evil
75% Funny
100% Irritating
Do you see it? 🖕
STRENGTHS
Immortal
Sense of Humor
Team Player
Unpredictable
Loyal




WEAKNESSES
Immortal
Unstable Mental State
Annoying
Low Self Esteem
Morally Ambiguous




abilities & skills
Regenerative Healing Factor
Foreign Chemical Resistance. Disease Immunity. Immortality. Telepathic Immunity. Possession Resistance.

Enhanced Strength
Deadpool is rated as having a superhuman level of strength, capable of lifting 2 tons.

Enhanced Speed
Deadpool can easily reach speeds of 80 mph, and attack faster than the eye can follow.

Superhuman Stamina
Deadpool's musculature generates considerably less fatigue toxins than the muscles of an ordinary human being, granting him superhuman levels of stamina in all physical activities. He can physically exert himself at peak capacity for several days before fatigue takes over.

Superhuman Agility
Deadpool's agility, flexibility, dexterity, balance, and bodily coordination are enhanced to levels that are beyond the natural physical limits of even the finest human athlete.

Superhuman Reflexes
His reflexes are far superior to those of even the finest human athlete. His auto-reflexes allow him to easily dodge gunfire and attacks even when not consciously aware of them.

Superhuman Durability
Deadpool's bone and muscle tissues are augmented to levels that are considerably stronger and harder than human and the tissues are impervious to injury to an extraordinary extent. He possesses golden-proportioned body, and even without training his muscles are brawny and his body shape doesn't change no matter how many calories he intakes.


Master Martial Artist
Deadpool is an extraordinary hand-to-hand combatant and is a master in multiple unarmed combat techniques. He has been shown fighting such amazingly skilled fighters as Wolverine and Taskmaster and even defeating them in hand to hand combat. This shows that Deadpool himself is among the most skilled fighters in the Marvel universe, although in some fights it has been attributed to him being unpredictable.

Master Assassin
He is a master of assassination techniques, espionage methods, covert operations, infiltration methods, escape artistry, marksmanship, and is highly skilled with many bladed weapons (frequently carrying two swords strapped to his back) and a number of other weapons including firearms.

Medium Awareness
Possibly as a result of his mental state, he is aware that he is a fictional comic book character, allowing him to break the fourth wall.

Unpredictability
It is difficult for anyone to know what Deadpool will do at any given moment, given that he himself barely knows what he'll do at any given moment. This makes it difficult for most opponents to predict what he will do.


Everything came from here on the Marvel wikia.


































into the past
HISTORY
All of it can be found here!

CANON DIVERGENCE
-Deadpool and Shiklah are now divorced (it was only a matter of time, let's be honest).



Line-O-Rama


  • Wade's autobiography would be titled Human Sex Dictionary: from Arseovoir to Zelophilia.




OOC INFORMATION
name. Smam age. 29 timezone. MST
aim. smamalot plurk. smamazon cdj. [insanejournal.com profile] smam





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the more you know )
  • Wade’s self talk is usually dripping with self-loathing. He genuinely hates himself.
  • When the mask is gone, it’s like someone flipped a switch. He instantly goes from manic to depressive.
  • Beauty and the Beast is Wade’s favorite movie. Mostly because he relates to the Beast.
  • His favorite character in Game of Thrones is Sandor Clegane. Scar bros have to stick together. But it’s because he relates to The Hound.
  • He collects figures. A lot of them are funko pops. He has The Hound from GoT, various dragons, Spiderman and Captain America stuff, Hello Kitty. The list goes on and on.
  • 75% of his underwear are Spiderman related.
  • He has a frilly apron that he wears when he cooks and yes, he likes feeling pretty.
  • His biggest weakness is anything cute. Small animals. Cute stickers. Wade lives for Lisa Frank, basically.
  • He also has a Hello Kitty cell phone. Each burner phone he gets is always Hello Kitty. It’s his thing.
  • Sometimes he forgets things that are important. It’s because of the cancer settling in his brain. Who knows how many memories he’s actually lost?
  • If Wade was a carebear, he’d be Funshine. He’ll argue until he’s blue in the face about it too.
  • His favorite pajamas consist of his Spiderman pj pants and his Bea Arthur t-shirt.
  • His favorite color is actually pink. Not black or red.
  • He is a cuddle bug. He is that person that complains and latches on tighter first thing in the morning because he doesn’t want to stop cuddling. And he will continue to argue with you until you give in and cuddle him more. Or he will lay there and pout when you leave.
  • Physical contact actually helps distract him from his pain. That's why he's basically desperate for physical touch.
  • He will cringe if someone touches him without him being ready though. His mind instantly goes to how he's disgusting and he doesn't want anyone to see that.
  • It also keeps the voices at bay. For a little while at least. (Peter’s presence makes them go away completely. He’s the only person that has had that effect.)
  • Wade will be either spoon. He just likes spooning. And sporking. Of course. It’s his favorite.
  • He is affectionate with basically anybody he can get his hands on. That’s one of many reasons why he irritates the people around him. High fives? Yes. Fist Bumps? Yesss. Back pats? Hell yeah. Hugs? Shit yeah! Leaping into the arms of another person? Yass, queen!!
  • Wade is a completely selfless lover. He focuses entirely on his partner and making sure they are completely & utterly satisfied. Sadly a big part of it is because he is always desperately seeking approval. So if he goes above and beyond, he thinks that maybe someone might stay this time. Maximum effort.
  • He also genuinely likes to give though. It makes him happy.
  • He loves sex because it’s one of the few things he feels he excels at. He may look like rotten ground beef, but damn does he know how to use that mouth!
  • Speaking of mouth, he is a master in the art of dirty talk. He’s filthy. It’s his favorite.
  • Really, he’s a master at anything that involves his mouth.
  • When it comes to dominance games in the bedroom, Wade doesn’t care either way. He just wants to get his lover off and get off as well. But mostly the first thing.
  • He has a very small refractory period because of how good his healing is. So he can keep going and going and going…
  • Wade is very gentle and reassuring to his partner. With lots of, "You're doing so good, honey," and "I wanna snuggle close, baby." 
  • His favorite is feeling loved and cared for in the bedroom. That is the best way to amp a sexual experience to 11 for him.
  • His constant feeling of insecurity is the reason he is always reassuring everyone else all the time.
 
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WARNINGS!!!


Alrighty, guys. Before I get into my permissions for this character, let's be honest here. Deadpool is one of the most annoyingly offensive people in the Marvel universe (but I still love him to the moon & back). There is nothing that is off limits to him. If we are roleplaying, please tell me if you have any specific triggers or lead me to your permissions post (etc) and I will do my best to keep up the crazy Deadpool fun while also being a considerate human being. I would feel absolutely horrific if I said something that triggered someone else. Please don't ever feel bad about talking to me about these things either. I am one of the nicest, most considerate people you'll get to know & I get along with basically anybody. So I am never offended by someone needing an adjustment to how I play my character. Just hit me up on the OOC/IC Contact post to let me know what's up, k? :3 Everything is screened!


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